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Zach

A person who usually dates people name Riley and has underage sex.
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Zach

A little faggot who is a pussy but acts tough but is really insecure about himself
Zach said he would beat me up but I did something he a said it was just a joke
by Joshua wall March 13, 2017
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Zach

Uncultured swine who's autistic ways make you ponder his existence. His mother should have swallowed when she had the chance.
God your acting more disabled then Zach
by EmuTresh February 25, 2019
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zach

a pervy kid, likes to perform stunts that revolve around touching privates on family members. he also has tendency to fart and giggle like a little girl. he copies his uncle or cousins sayings.
(guza grabbing zach) (keta hunting zach)
by vujic November 25, 2010
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Zach

A crazy prick who always gets in your way. Who always lies and cheats on you the first second he can. He loves being a total asshole and enjoys sucking on cocks.
"I just got cheated on again, jake is such a ZACH"
by WhiteSexyBitch April 6, 2015
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Zach

(noun) A guy who likes to take it up the butt or (verb) the act of taking it up the butt.
Dude, you're a total Zach.

Dude, you got Zached at the party last night by some homo.
by Some Name Not Used Yet February 12, 2009
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Zach

N. (Zah-kūh)
1. A person who can not spell, yet graduated from high school. Also, a name used to describe a mild form of autism, (i.e: Aspergers)

2. A person, usually a man, who is extremely awkward in social situations. Or, makes terrible jokes about situations that were actually tragic and not funny at all, in social situations.

3. A man who looks British, and it is caused by his jaw line.

4. A good husband.
"Did that guy really just spell "the" wrong?"
"Yes, he is definitely a Zach!"
by DictionAce January 7, 2013
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