A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.
Chad: Bro guess what?
Rodney: What?
Chad: I kissed a girl last night!
Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?
Chad: Your mom!
Rodney: What?
Chad: I kissed a girl last night!
Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?
Chad: Your mom!
by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020
Get the Your mommug. 1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022
Get the your mommug. by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Get the Your mommug. 