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Xander Hall 

A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"
Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip
Xander Hall by BlackJesusHimself February 13, 2019

Xander Bush 

Xander Bush is an amazing boy that is sweet and charming and has big peen
Xander Bush is special to me and special ed

Xander Wavy 

The most handsome guy to ever exist. His music is exceptional and has been co-signed by the likes of Kanye West, Obama, Oprah, etc. He’s also very tall
Have you heardfruits basket” by Xander Wavy? It’s my favorite song right now.
Xander Wavy by Bkitesvhh November 22, 2021

xander zone 

an extrodinarily quiet area of the paid attendence at strake jesuit basketball games
guy 1: did you hear the xander zone?
guy 2: they were there?
guy 1: exactly
xander zone by the sauce master December 6, 2010

xander wolf

A cunt. (Look it up for full details)
Emily: *sees Xander Wolf and waves* "Hey, Cunt!"

Xander: *Waves back*
xander wolf by AntiDarkKitten January 21, 2018

xander black 

is black and stupid. if your name is xander, fuck you.
xander black is black and stupid.
xander black by cum1039489 October 19, 2019