Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023

wonks

a word made by moriah elizabeth, a spinoff of the word wonky

That design is so wonks.

by sanunu March 26, 2021

wonks

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth it meaning wonky/weird but in her style.

“dude that was wonks”

by plasicwaterbottle July 1, 2021

wonks

When you feel a bit wonky. Feeling tired, lethargic, but also a bit crazy and delusional.

I'm sorry babe I can't cook dinner tonight I have the wonks.

by M North May 20, 2021

Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.

Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."

by EvilSoap April 19, 2022

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020