Wonk

Wonk is used when someone is very much obsessed with something. To use the term you must put the object/person/activity etc in front of wonk.

Oh my god, he is such a dick wonk!
She loves those youtuber twins so she's a dolan wonk!
She loves netflix so she's a netflix wonk!

by hollymollie1515 January 5, 2019

Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

by Catmuncherthegreat September 4, 2019

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Wonk

1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.

2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.

1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk

Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?

2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical

by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021