Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014

Weltching

When you do not wipe all that well and the grease and duckbutter collects in your anus and causes a very nasty itch.

Man I was weltching pretty bad after leg day was through.

by QWERTY 123456 August 21, 2015

minge watching

When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex

Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.

by DjangoTheMysterious October 5, 2016

Eyefully watching

Watching someone in a creepy and sneaky way.

Stop eyefully watching me!

by prpPRP February 18, 2017

Winching

Working class English slang for to make out

Mum: were you two winching?
Chav: aye mum

by Dr MDrr March 27, 2019

willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006