woody colak-antic

ephoria:

.j.e..nd...e..r... (closeted)

falls off bikes a bit much and lands on his head

he/they

- lesbian

genshin stan twt (keqing kin)

in love with harry and hugo veevers

*eats cereal at 4am because thats so squirty TT*
my wood is so woody and meaty member look at my huge branches. suck my roots until i sap. :woody colak-antic

by dochi August 4, 2021

Woody Wertman

Some guy claiming he loves Andrew

Woody Wertman loves Andrew

by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021

woody wag

When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.

Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills

by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

Woody

Woody is a great guy. Absolutely huge dick energy. His cock is divine, at a total length of 56 inches when flaccid. He gets all the girls and they simp for him daily, receiving messages at an alarming rate! He loves to use his massive dick with only the bundalicous gals, and rails them in public! What a guy!

Girl 1: Woody is so leng!

Girl 2: I know I love his dick!

by Slappydappy123 May 19, 2022

Woody

A person who is the last resort for a sexual encounter

She wanted a woody because he was the last resort

by The Chainsaw chronicles October 11, 2022

wooly woody

curly pubic hair around the male genitalia

geez man trim that shit you've got a wooly woody

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

Barry Woodyatt

Is often known as being the "fountain of all knowledge" but he has an alter ego known as "bobblehead" who should be avoided at all costs, especially after the hours of 12am if you want some sleep!

Well Known Barry quotes:

"Westlife would be nothing without Shane"

"Oh have you ever seen Twin Peaks?"

"Stop contradicting yourself" (when you are NOT contradicting yourself!)

Friend of Barry Woodyatt "Man did you get any sleep last night?"

Friend of Barry Woodyatt "No bobblehead was chatting biscuits all night!"

by rodey85 October 26, 2011