window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying

Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."

by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016

Window Licker

Anyone called Colin

Colin is such a Window Licker

by Legs and Co May 31, 2016

Window Dicker

a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker

stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old

by EarthYak31 October 29, 2019

window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

window lickers

retarded people.
ones who sit on the short bus and lick the windows.

im surrounded by window lickers.
that guy is a window licker.
did you see the bus full of window lickers

by NorwalkAfternoon February 12, 2009

WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.

As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

by Dirtymatrix101 June 20, 2008

Window Wiper

The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.

Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(

by Jizzy Gargler August 7, 2011