schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature

Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece

by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020

Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

by Karrot01 November 13, 2021

Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022