naggin' wagon

When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.

She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.

by TheOnlyBRB July 22, 2016

Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Grabbin wagon

A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.

Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.

by sam__p August 30, 2018

Wagon Day

Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.

"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"

by TheS0mniac April 20, 2021

weave wagon

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.

Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!

by drippydrizzle April 29, 2014

Garbage Wagon

A full dress motorcycle, usually a Harley Davidson.

We weren't gonna let him ride with us on that Garbage Wagon!

by imalosersowhydontyoukillme April 13, 2009