WAFFLE

To masturbate, choke the chicken, beat the bishop, punch the clown, wank, and many other things.

I just waffled at Pamela Anderson.

by Ezel Berbier November 18, 2003

Waffling

Masturbating. Like, a lot.

I'm waffling myself now and a lot in general lately.

by Cooptastic January 22, 2016

waffle

keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).

"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."

by Juliaa Danger November 18, 2009

waffle

the positioning of a subjecy that will be done be the wife of a household

well you just sit right there and my waffle get it.

(best when said with a country accent)

by anonymouse cheesehead June 24, 2008

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

waffling

1 Going on at great lengths about a subject, and usualy being boring in the process.

1 ( That guy just keeps on waffling about biographies and stuff.)

by Wiggity-wack August 30, 2004

Waffles

(noun, pl) - a device or inanimate that is too yummy for one's tummy.

-make us waffles!

-no, it is too yummy for my tummy

by carscandrivedownstairs April 5, 2011