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Welfare

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004
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welfare dog

when your broke or you're on welfare and hungry for a corndog but all you have is a pack of hotdogs and corn tortillas so you wrap the corn tortilla around the hot dog and fry it.
yo dude, im hella craving a corndog

well, we have some hotdogs and some corn tortillas...go fix us up some welfare dogs.
by screamingmigeht June 29, 2010
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Wtef

What the effing fuck?!

wtf taken to the extreme. wtef is used when u are over the wtf limit. When u are extremely mad. Dont use it for casual things like "i have alot of homework. wtef." u have to use it 2 the extreme. "ur bein cheated on." "WTEF!!!!!!!!!!" when u r so mad, u could feel like nothing matters.
WTEF?!?!?!
by wtef November 5, 2010
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welfare

A check for an ugly single mother to get because her baby daddy won't pay the child support or admit he knows her kids or her at all.

Reserved for lazy fat single mothers that have 4 kids before age 25. Unwanted by any decent man and can't attract a respectable man.

The highest level of their partner's employment is a KFC.

These bustdowns wait for their monthly welfare check instead of going out and working and making money.
That single mother is on welfare.
by youareascummme March 30, 2009
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Welfare

Drug addict: "Damn, this welfare check is whack!"
by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005
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welf

something that sucks, or is cheap

see wordwelfareword
"That's welf"
by the sanity assassin May 24, 2003
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welfare

85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.
"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
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