bathroom wookiee

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.

It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.

by George McBob May 19, 2009

Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

wookied

The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.

Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.

Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)

by Patrick Buckle April 3, 2006

workingoff

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.

Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!

by sad reality man August 3, 2009

Rusty Wookie

when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.

"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."

by laverna&gafiltafish June 20, 2009

wookie

A hairy yet modernized human being that commonly is seen in the western most regions of washington. a gentle creature by nature but tends to get a little erratic when it overindulges itself with its favorite foods. It's diet consist mainly of a blend barley with hops. if you see this creature be cautious as to whether you should provide him with these items. They will commonly respond to the name of Richard Pulliam but be very wary of this creature when inebriated.

pulliam is a wookie

by the dax October 15, 2007

Wookipedia

Wookipedia is an on-line encyclopedia that offers information on the Star Wars universe. It offers information on all six films, as well as the Expanded Universe (books, comic books, video games, spin-off films, television series, toys).

John spends all day reading and writing articles on Wookipedia.

by Lino Walker January 16, 2008