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wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.
I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!
by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012
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wood on wood

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.
by Horny bus driver April 1, 2016
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Wood Pulp

A man's love juice. Semen splurging through an erection.
My girl was slobbing my knob and then I shot my wood pulp all over her face.
by Blake S. July 21, 2006
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Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.
After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
by ck1962 December 23, 2012
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Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
by Stevr13 January 26, 2014
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wood brother

Justin and Mike are wood brothers
by 6th grade sucks April 2, 2017
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