wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.

I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!

by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012

wood on wood

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

by Horny bus driver April 1, 2016

Wood Pulp

A man's love juice. Semen splurging through an erection.

My girl was slobbing my knob and then I shot my wood pulp all over her face.

by Blake S. July 21, 2006

Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.

After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!

by ck1962 December 23, 2012

Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.

1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.

by Stevr13 January 26, 2014

wood brother

A very homosexual male couple

Justin and Mike are wood brothers

by 6th grade sucks April 2, 2017