Norwegian Wood

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

by poja December 5, 2004

Wet Wood

Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.

The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.

"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."

by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010

G Wood

A man who has now achieved a near mythical status; some find his accomplishments so incredible that they doubt he even exists. Christened David Wood, he broke every single sports record in every sport he played, but then had his name removed from the record books out of fairness. Changed his name to G Wood so that people wouldn't know his true identity. Has had numerous fierce battles with one Big Bubba Bruiser.

G Wood recorded his 77th straight quadruple-double, tallying 127 points, 33 rebounds, 17 blocks, and 10 steals.

by Anderson April 16, 2006

Night wood

when you go to bed with a hard on cause you think of your hot girl friend all the time

before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.

by jhraolvh;ie December 1, 2009

Chris Wood

Chris Wood is an American actor known for portraying Kai Parker on The Vampire Diaries, Jake Riley on Containment and Mon-El on Supergirl.

Chris Wood is an amazing actor! He's also very humble and sweet!

by Princeofdaxam September 12, 2017

wood wheel

Wood grain covered steering-wheel; wood grain panel

"Ridin slab in my lac seville, working wood wheel"

by aggtown March 31, 2005

Lost Woods

1-In the legend of zelda: ocarina of time (also the best game ever created) when you begin the game you begin in an area called kokiri forest and there you can acess another area by climbing a cliff of vines called lost woods. here you go through a bunch of tunnels and have to guess your way through them if you mess up and go through the wrong tunnel you start form the begining. its very annoying but very cool once you get to the end where you enter the sacred meadows
2- a very hard place to find your way through.

1- i spent 2 hours finding my way through lost woods
2- the damn school is the lost woods i couldn't get to the library and had to ask the janitor.

by woodenstone July 18, 2006