St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 13, 2019

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by December 10, 2023

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 25, 2018

Wink Wonk

Wink Wonk is a slur used against LGBTQIA+ people. It refers to their “stupidity” because they “chose” to be gay

Andrew called Brad a wink wonk

by English_teacher821 July 17, 2021

Wink Wonk

Used as a purely comedic way of hinting towards the “big do”. Just for joking around.

A YouTube comment: “They must like each other (wink wonk)”
Sentence: “Did they... you know... wink wonk

by IlikeWORDS🌈 June 23, 2019

Wink wonk

A way of saying kinky I guess -

" I like balls."
"Bro that's so Wink wonk."

by WhatInTheNameOfWhore May 20, 2021

wink wonk

an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"

Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)

"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk

by OliverJaded September 19, 2024