Little wag 

Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma

He’s also two trays favorite kid

Two trays: come on little wag let’s roll out

Little wag: *excessive wheezing breath*

Little wag by Definitely not two trays kid July 24, 2022

Little wag 

Little wag is gangster two trays cross eyed doggie sidekick, and is the dog embodiment of asthma

Two trays: come on little wag let’s go

Little wag: *incoherent wheezing

Little wag by Definitely not two trays kid August 24, 2022

sluggy wag 

Someone who drops their fidget spinner

Ugh Simon is such a sluggy wag.

sluggy wag by Your mother’s grandmother son December 27, 2022

Reverse Wag Bag 

Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.

"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."

Reverse Wag Bag by RealOutDoorDefs January 15, 2023

E-wag 

An e-wag is the wife and girlfriends of esports players.

It’s shocking that “streamer name” now has an e-wag

E-wag by Stream chat is the real Ewag November 19, 2023

shilly wag

a shitty shag

or

you are silly

was it a shilly wag?

or
you shilly wag

shilly wag by Obsessive BTS fan :)) January 29, 2024

Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

Vag Wag by Dickie88 July 22, 2025