waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

waffling

To smack someone in the face with your penis.

Miranda loves waffling herself and others!

by Saundra Cites March 9, 2007

waffle

Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.

Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.

by Banksta September 9, 2004

waffle

What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE

>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!

by velvet coker May 29, 2005

waffling

Constant, pointless talking that begins to turn into a continuous slur for the listener. Becomes very boring after a few minutes and can even cause drowsiness in severe cases.

My ass he is waffling again!

by Ad August 26, 2004

waffling

when one, generally a politician, tends to changes his mind frequently on issues.

John Kerry has been waffling on his stance on the war.

by patrick freyer August 23, 2004

waffling

To say or do one thing, then when called on it change your position.

Watch your feet, That Kerry, he's a waffling againg.

by todman August 26, 2004