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Oklahoma wad

A large bundle of very small denomination currency, usually one dollar bills or carefully trimmed plain paper, surrounded by one (1) bill of some significance, usually a lone one hundred (100) dollar bill. These are rubber banded together.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.

Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
Ned: Virgil must of hit the jackpot at the Coushatta reservation casino this weekend....did you see the jack he was hauling?
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
by asfterbirtha September 3, 2009
mugGet the Oklahoma wadmug.

penis wad

A term Justin Bieber's manager calls him
Justins Manager: come here you no good penis wad!
by joestickam December 26, 2010
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cute-wad

Man! That bitch right there is a cute-wad!
by Matt Perkins November 28, 2004
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stink wad

A stinky person that doesn't like to take showers and has a repugnant odor wafting from their body orifices.
Oh my gosh Becki, Bob never takes showers. Every time he is around me, I almost die from his foul odor. He is such a stink wad.
by Mr. Lay December 28, 2008
mugGet the stink wadmug.

Poppin’ Wad

Busting a big nut. Blowing a hot load. Releasing the albino gravy pump.
I’m horny. I’ll be in my room wanking and poppin’ wad.

This shower tub has cum everywhere. Who was in here poppin’ wad.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
mugGet the Poppin’ Wadmug.

Cum-Wad

A cum-wad is a grouping of cum, usually from a single cum-blast, but may also be an accumulated amount of cum that has already hit its target.
Shortly after I picked up my date, I noticed that I had a cum wad on my fly that I had neglected to wipe off.
by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
mugGet the Cum-Wadmug.

Greek wad

noun, a large bundle of cash (bills only) that is carried on one's person.
Yo, this Greek wad in my wallet is makin' my ass look fat.
by Reese Witherfork August 30, 2008
mugGet the Greek wadmug.

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