Volkswagen

Volkswagen, shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded in 1937 by the German Labour Front, known for the iconic Beetle and headquartered in Wolfsburg. It is the flagship brand of the Volkswagen Group, the largest automaker by worldwide sales in 2016 and 2017.

The Volkswagen Beetle Is A Classic!

by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021

Volkswagen

Mint when it doesn't break. Often breaks.

Volkswagen breaks too much

by Golfgolfgolf May 20, 2021

Volkswagen wave

People who drive Volkswagen vans wave when they pass each other

Guy always uses the Volkswagen wave when driving his van

by anonymous September 6, 2021

Volkswagen

Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.

John volkswagened his product

(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)

to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.

by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022

Volkswagen ist bitten sied

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.

Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.

by Vllad February 14, 2022

volkswhore

Whores that will jump the stick of any guy because they drive a volkswagen ....
Air-cooled Volkswagens may multiply this effect

She will never give you the time of day dude she's a Volkswhore you need a Volkswagen for her to jump your stick....

by Just plain dave April 2, 2022

Volkswagen

A car brand that looks nice but has terrible reliability.

Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?

Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,

Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!

by ChampKing December 15, 2022