Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

No viagra situation

when a girl or girls are so hard even an old man can get naturally hard

God hooker was so hot it was a no viagra situation.

by sidmon69 July 11, 2020

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021

Russian Viagra

When ten Russian women rape a gay man.

Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!

by Bawleringa December 20, 2022

Sexual Vagrant

A white, a harlot, a Jezebel, a Jaye

Jaye, are you a sexual vagrant??!

by 47? July 11, 2025

Clown Viagra

Another name for adhd medicine

Get two beers and a bump of clown viagra and I'll be ready

by Mr p@ul December 19, 2025

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019