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van life

The continuous and everlasting voyage of living in a van, either traveling, down by a river, or partying at every bonfire you can find. Off-roading is key and animals living in the van only adds to the overall van life.
Goals include having a convoy of vanlifers.
I didn't choose the van life, the van life chose me.

Van life! (hops in van) (dog hops in van)
It's kinda cheesy over here, wanna vanlife it?
by SlackieYEP July 14, 2014
mugGet the van lifemug.

van vooren

(verb). To provide half the data to a customer at twice the cost.
I can't believe you got an award after pulling that van vooren!
by billy-ah-ah-ah-ah September 14, 2011
mugGet the van voorenmug.

Van-City

Also known as Vancity, its a nick for Vancouver, a city in Canada
I'm gonna hit it on up and go to van-city
by Catmka January 12, 2005
mugGet the Van-Citymug.

Van Heusen

1. a male shirt and tie company

2. the last name of a very sexy dutch man
1. That shirt must be a Van Heusen.

2. Van Heusen has one bangin bod.
by marsinyourpants December 8, 2010
mugGet the Van Heusenmug.

Van Bommeled

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.
I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.
by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018
mugGet the Van Bommeledmug.

asshole van

An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.

When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.

If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006
mugGet the asshole vanmug.

Van Gorder

the best looking in any given group or gathering.
Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.
by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008
mugGet the Van Gordermug.

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