Valerie

The baddest bitch in town

"god damn, she's a total Valerie!"

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Valerie

A sexy girl who loves people named Alvin usually very very sexy and good in bed

Alvin “Ah man, this girl was so wet, such a hottie.”
Person 2 “ damn, must have been a Valerie”

by I’m fucking your dad so hard November 24, 2021

Valerie

Valerie she's the girl of the class who's always fighting boys and talking about them too. She has a friend that's a boy and hates him too. Valerie is kind, hardcore, kind of a bitch, she's a little annoying hearing her voice over and over again but she is still someone you want to sit next to.

Hey that's Valerie right?
Yeah that's Valerie she's pretty funny

by Avacidis for lifeeeeee September 29, 2021

Valerie

The kind of girl who is cutest among all the other bitches at a particular location (like a restaurant, a friend's party, etc)

***approaching a girl***
Razer: Hey, excuse me, I just saw you over there and thought you looked really cute.
Girl: Thank you!
Razer: You must be a Valerie.
Girl: Valerie, what?
Razer: You know, the girl who's the cutest among all the other girls. That's what a Valerie is.

by King of Curses August 5, 2024

Valerie

ahe has massive assets it bounces up and down and up and down. the reason for this is because she is severely obese. She is also shit at everything

AI valeried on her

by giga chad with massiv cock August 19, 2022

Valerie

Valerie (Commonly known online as Itz__Valerie on X) is a 18 year old African American tranny (male to female), also a Friday Night Funkin fan, seen by how they have tried modding their game (There was a leaked build but I guess its lost media)

Person 1: You know Valerie?

Person 2: Yeah

by SonicTheHedgehog1991Gameplay December 3, 2024

Valery

Ariana Grande

You know that Valery is secretly Ariana Grande right?

by dangerouswoman1238 January 9, 2018