Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010
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Joe mocked John on Valentine's day for being alone, then karma slapped him with some valentine's guilt, thus making him sad when he realized he was also alone
by Define at will February 12, 2015
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Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
Get the Valentine's Day mug.by shea December 6, 2004
Get the valentine's day mug.a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.
by katy February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.Valentina is a name where every man would want her because she is the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. She is from Belarus and is a russion name
I dream Valentina :)
she also loves people that are from morocco and from Ukraine and from Belarus
I dream Valentina :)
she also loves people that are from morocco and from Ukraine and from Belarus
Valentina
by Nabil alidi February 20, 2015
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Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.
Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.
by Maximus Decimus April 21, 2008
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