southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD

Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"

by little miss secretive May 29, 2014

Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day

I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.

by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015

Valentine's Day

When the V and D get together.

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...

by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015

valentine's day

Single's Awareness Day

person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single

by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015

Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick

He's such a typical Jack Valentine

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.

Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.

by Anm777 February 14, 2017