Vagina

The one thing that has killed billions yet doesnt get punished for it. the thing men fight most about and has caused many wars. we spend our lifes trying to find one to stick our dicks in it. stick your dick in one and find out why hahah.damn they feel nice when your cock is in it. but where theres a pro there is a con and that is wait 9 months and it sucks your life to pieces. also usually every one month it goes through a bizarre ritual which turn women into bitches.
remeber you can smell the pussy, touch the pussy, fuck the pussy, see the pussy, but dont ever marry the pussy
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by vagina fucker9595 December 02, 2012
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Something Tewkesbury will never get.
Tewkesbury will attempt at getting some vagina, but he will fail miserablly...
by Tewkes44 July 15, 2006
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The closest thing to warm apple pie. Sometimes it doesn't taste as sweet as apple pie though.
Your moms vagina felt and tasted like warm apple pie.
by pwnth3n00b February 23, 2009
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A vagina is a mans best friend
by MiniMartin May 31, 2007
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The second belly button resting between the legs of only females.

May smell like “fishy
Please stuff your mayonnaise in my vagina Gerald
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A woman's portal to eternal happiness and to Narnia
WOW I WISH I COULD HAVE A VAGINA
by CoreyTech January 31, 2018
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A slice of heaven that god hands to all women when they are born and says " Here can you hold on to this piece of heaven for me?"
God: Hey, can you hang on to this piece of heaven i call a vagina?
Girl: Well of course!
by Nikelite26 March 13, 2014
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