Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

upper-decker

the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.

causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

Thor's Uppercut

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

uppercunting

another word for fisting

as defined by Bo Burnham

We got a little serious there... I believe fisting should be called uppercunting

by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010

white, upper/ upper middle class male

the group of people who must take all criticism without argument and are not allowed to be a "victim" of anything; though, they do know people make themselves a "victim" only when they allow themselves to be (not counting crime)

Man! If I wasn't an upper-middle class, white male I wouldn't be afraid to express my views.

by robdog073191 May 6, 2005

tiger uppercut

A move that Sagat from Street Fighter uses to knock out his oppenents.

b button, up, down, up, down ... TIGER UPPERCUT!!!

by seank September 8, 2006

Upper School Policy

The Summit Country Day policy allowing the use of cellular iPhones (no androids) only while students are in the middle school. This new policy will revolutionize learning and enhance the students minds with a strong influence of accessibility to the internet.

I'm following the Upper School Policy when I pull out my phone.

by Ritch Wilson December 4, 2019