by McLovin04 March 02, 2023
when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
by BKAJSQNS February 16, 2011
I went into a urin rage after somebody threw a bucket of urine over me from a balcony in Templiner Straße.
by B. Rlin May 18, 2011
When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 29, 2020
When a group of people are faced with a row of seats or something similar, those people will tend to sit in every other seat so as not to be creepy to the other people
Comes from the unspoken etiquette of men’s bathrooms that states that they can never use a urinal next to one that another man is using.
Comes from the unspoken etiquette of men’s bathrooms that states that they can never use a urinal next to one that another man is using.
“I can’t sit down in any of these seats or I’ll be creepy! I’ve fallen victim to the Urinal Effect!”
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 May 04, 2018
yoo r-uh-nl ter-dl
1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.
by walkerslaw69696969 November 28, 2017