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ABSOLUTE HELL

Every layer of hell consists of Twitter.

by DatAmazingGamer December 13, 2020

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Woke Bully Twitter

Coined by Drew Monson.

Noun:

“People who talk about progressive movements, (prohibiting actions, and declaring work behavior.) But they are also bullies!”

Drew: “I followed these people before who are making cool tweets about like, transphobia or whatever, (but) then they’ll be calling someone fat! Just be *nice*!”

Also;
“You can’t be nice but *also* a bully. It doesn’t make any sense to be with these progressive movements and also making fun of the way people look in such an intense way.”

NBT: “Boys and girls and in between can look and feel how they want! Everyone has a right to the body hey deserve!”

A few minutes later, NBT: “This THING wearing DREADS is disgusting! What incest orgy did they crawl from? Cancelled!”

OTHERS: “Looks like Woke Bully Twitter is at it again!”

by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor January 2, 2019

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Stan Twitter

A section of Twitter that is comprised of cult-like-fandoms that worship popular artists or artist groups. This section consists of fans engaging socially to online individuals, discussing topics relating to their faves, fan girling/boying over updates on their faves, and a competitive battle ground amongst the different fandoms. Stan Twitter is also notorius for its trolls that utilize their tweeting privileges to cause an emotional reaction to others within or outside of their fandom. Common activities stans of any fandom are seen doing are trolling, arguing with someone within their fandom of from another fandom, or conversing with an internet friend on their timeline for everybody to see. Most stans tweet with a reaction pic that corresponds to the caption that are utilized to display emotion and/or ensure humor into the tweet.

Common Stan Twitter Vocabulary :

- drag (v., n.)
- snatched (adj.)
- bald (adj.)
- fav/favs (n.)
- reach/reaching (n.,v.)
- trolling/troll (v.,n.)
- rat (n.)
- bop (n.)
- stan (n./v.)
- tea (n.)
- shade (n.)
- legends (n./adj.)
- legends only (hyperbole)
- iconic (adj.)
- follow ratio (n.)
- soft block (v.)
- reaction pic (n.)
- meme (n.)
- ugly (adj./usually used to describe the way another person is acting rather than their appearance)

Common Stan Twitter Phrases:

- _____ is better

- _____ ended her
- _____ ended careers
- who?
- you stan _____

- _____ is over
- "JSBAKFNCNSKSPDOSJ"

One of the ugliest places on the Internet is stan Twitter.

by theroyalheir July 30, 2016

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twitter-twat

Anyone who "twitters".

This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.

Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."

Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"

by Beech_nuts September 23, 2009

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Twitter Critter

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.

Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!

by Peter Kobs August 5, 2009

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