tripstipation

A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.

Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.

Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.

by Braegger July 6, 2007

Tipsy Teeth

The state when someone has been drinking and their teeth begin to feel strange and numb.

Jim - Ahh man this booze sucks, i'll need about ten glasses to get drunk
Oli - works for me, ive already got tipsy teeth

by Kermit123 May 29, 2009

tipsyfucked

Getting absolutely fucked up, as in drunk.

English version of Crunked

Katy loves getting Tipsyfucked

by Rickyboy1990 March 12, 2010

tipsolo

When you spend the day drinking alone and get a nice buzz on.
You get tipsy by yourself

ex: I spent the day drinking mimosas and got tipsolo.

by chappee99 September 15, 2015

twinsex

When a twin has sex with their siblings girlfriend/boyfriend while pretending to be them.

1: My brother just tricked my girlfriend into having sex with him by pretending to be me, should I murder him?

2: That's some messed up twinsex right there dude. I would definitely murder him. And John, I'm here for you if you need me.

1: Ok, thanks for the help girl. Now that you mention it, I could use some company tonight, I'm feeling pretty despondent.

1+2 Have sex.

2: That was amazing John.

1: Well, that's because I'm his brother Dave, Johns still crying about me banging his wife.

2: *Murders Dave*

by J.I.V.L August 12, 2016

Twinsest

When two twins decide to have intercourse together. It also complied with triplets, quadruplets, etc.

Person 1: Do you see those red neck Twins?
Person 2: Oh yeah they Twinsest.

by cici69 October 25, 2018

Fuck Twins

2 People who always seem to mess something up

Person 1: Where the hell are they?
Person 2: I dont know they are fuck twins always fucking shit up

by JimmahLebouche January 18, 2010