Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

link turn

1. (noun) quality pornography
2. (verb) to jack off excessively

Dude, I downloaded some nice link turns last night

dudeee, i link turned to Lanny Barbie for 2 hours last night

by Turtle Fayg March 16, 2007

Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Dirty Turner

An individual who shoves cream eggs up their bum for pleasure.

“Why’s Ned late for rugby?”
“He’s doing a Dirty Turner”

by Dirtyturnerenthusiast February 13, 2019

Alex Turner me on

This means Alex Turner turns you on.

This makes Alex Turner me on

by Lily Malfoy Weasley Turner January 24, 2021

turn a blind eye

01: Intentionally overlook or ignore something.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.

People that turn a blind eye, most of the time are no good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2005