trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

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Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.

by gnostic3 November 10, 2022

Trumpster

A female MAGA who is a cum dumpster.

She’s slept with the whole RNC, she’s a Trumpster.

by AlabamaSpit June 29, 2023

Trumpssassination

I didn't get to talk about it at length because I was both sleep deprived and working and I ended up sleeping for 17 hour straight.

Hym "So! I've been watching all of the news on the Trumpssassination and I gotta say... I cannot fucking believe they actually did it! I can't believe somebody actually tried to kill him. The cuckservatives have been bloviating for years about the rhetoric around Trump and now someone actually made the attempt. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! He's likely going to Reagan his way into office. He was probably already going to win but.... Ya know. And I'll take a second to redirect it BACK TO MY THING (which is on brand). You see what happens when people are allowed to construct a narrative around someone's life like that? How people will use that as justification to just... Do whatever they want? But back to Trump. What do we know? People are saying that the police were notified that someone was on the roof by people in the crowd and did nothing (there's a sort of irony them sit idly by instead of doing the thing they should be doing). 1 person dead. 2 injured. One of my coworkers thinks it's unfortunate that he missed. The other thinks it's a hoax. The zealots are saying that it was divine intervention. The shit-libs are screwed. Can't wait to see what they have to say about it. I'm sure something along the lines of '*insert mandatory condemnation of violence* + *individualize blame*' Ben Shapiro went the *collectivize AND individualize blame simultaneously*. But yeah. Running out of characters. That shit is wild."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Trumpster Fire

The Republican Party, after Donald Trump has had his way with it for eight years. It is in complete shambles…a dumpster fire.

The RNC devolved quickly into a Trumpster Fire.

by FatJimmy August 9, 2024

Trumpsterbation

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That! You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area.

Biden was trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants. "Thrumsterbation"

Trumpsterbation is the act of Masterbating while being angry at Donald Trump.

by Яudis January 5, 2024

Trumptater

Trump
verb
1. To outclass, outshine, or outperform others
2. To defeat someone or something.

noun
1. A dependable or exemplary person

trumptater
noun
1. A person who outclasses, outshines, outperforms or defeats others.

2. A winner

He certainly is a trumptater.

by Trumptater November 29, 2023

Trumpster Fire

Intentionally tanking your stock so you never have to pay back investors

Pravda Social is such a Trumpster Fire.

by fuzzydize April 19, 2024