Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009

Tarte Tropezienne

Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.

Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.

At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.

by Aquarama December 27, 2010

White Trophy

Getting head while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and doing a money shot at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.

Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini on her now?

by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012

Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.

Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.

by Hombre de Leche January 9, 2014

brown trophy

when someone fucks up so bad at work that they are awarded the "Brown Trophy"

oh John you fucking did it again,

"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"

by the fabricator November 30, 2017

Creamy tropical surprise

When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip

Wow I can’t believe Eugene gave me a creamy tropical surprise

by Understand me June 16, 2020

Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.

Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019