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Tristan

a disgusting son of a bitch who goes around from BED TO BED AT 3AM IN THE MORNING , HE IS VERY UNUSUAL AND WILL ASK TO BE IN YOUR GUTS AND SHOWER TOGETHER
OMG, here comes Tristan the shower intruder
by thottiee101 May 22, 2019
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A retard. Doesn’t know how to wake up early. Spends all night watching porn. Is a gamer.
Bro my friend is such a tristan.
by Anon.hehe February 1, 2020
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Every girl likes him especially since he has fluffy hair.
Tristan is tristan
by anonymous May 5, 2021
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A complete pedophile who either prays on boys under the age of 2 or transgender faggots however he is sexy whe he doesnt have clothes on and uses his 12 incher to slap toddlers ass's
Dude that kid must be a Tristan
Ikr he is looking at jimmies ass again
by horneyfucktard125645 November 6, 2017
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Skinny lil bitch who might also be called Kevin. If he could be would fuck LeBron James. 100%
Person 1: Who is that skinny blonde kid he looks like a bitch
Me: That's Kevin
Person 2: Kevin?
Me: His real name is Tristan but we call him Kevin
by YoungSav👑 August 5, 2017
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Very handosome and smart. He has a girlfriend named Bailey. He really likes her. Bailey likes Tristan and thinks he’s very good looking. They are a great couple and Tristan is a great guy.
Tristan likes Bailey a Lot. And is being a Tristan!!
by HelloIMLAVARBALL March 9, 2018
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Hes annoying and wierd!! Dont like him!
Tristan: Hi

Cool Girl: Ewwwww. Go back to your dump!!!
by TheHonestTruth99999999 May 10, 2018
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