Tristan

A retard. Doesn’t know how to wake up early. Spends all night watching porn. Is a gamer.

Bro my friend is such a tristan.

by Anon.hehe February 1, 2020

Tristan

A casual person whos a good friend that like technology and is very good at grammar but does not get crushed or wants any special someone at all.

Person1: Put a dispenser here!
Tristan: Blue team dispenser going right up!
Person1: Red Team you idiot.
Tristan: Oh.
Person666: I am dank!!!!11!!!1!!!!
Tristan: How original.

by Speedsonic75 April 20, 2018

Tristan

A girl that's a bit quirky and weird but is pretty nice all around

Did you see Tristan over there? Yeah, she was just being her old self.

by dat_one_weird_girl March 12, 2017

Tristan

tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza

tristan mccall is the best he eat all daepizza

by youtouchmydingdingdong March 5, 2019

Tristan

Every girl likes him especially since he has fluffy hair.

Tristan is tristan

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Tristan

A complete pedophile who either prays on boys under the age of 2 or transgender faggots however he is sexy whe he doesnt have clothes on and uses his 12 incher to slap toddlers ass's

Dude that kid must be a Tristan
Ikr he is looking at jimmies ass again

by horneyfucktard125645 November 6, 2017

Tristan

Very handosome and smart. He has a girlfriend named Bailey. He really likes her. Bailey likes Tristan and thinks he’s very good looking. They are a great couple and Tristan is a great guy.

Tristan likes Bailey a Lot. And is being a Tristan!!

by HelloIMLAVARBALL March 9, 2018