Tristan

A retard. Doesn’t know how to wake up early. Spends all night watching porn. Is a gamer.

Bro my friend is such a tristan.

by Anon.hehe February 1, 2020

Tristan

a disgusting son of a bitch who goes around from BED TO BED AT 3AM IN THE MORNING , HE IS VERY UNUSUAL AND WILL ASK TO BE IN YOUR GUTS AND SHOWER TOGETHER

OMG, here comes Tristan the shower intruder

by thottiee101 May 22, 2019

Tristan

A girl that's a bit quirky and weird but is pretty nice all around

Did you see Tristan over there? Yeah, she was just being her old self.

by dat_one_weird_girl March 12, 2017

Tristan

A casual person whos a good friend that like technology and is very good at grammar but does not get crushed or wants any special someone at all.

Person1: Put a dispenser here!
Tristan: Blue team dispenser going right up!
Person1: Red Team you idiot.
Tristan: Oh.
Person666: I am dank!!!!11!!!1!!!!
Tristan: How original.

by Speedsonic75 April 20, 2018

Tristan

Every girl likes him especially since he has fluffy hair.

Tristan is tristan

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Tristan

He is a fuckboy who always is smaller than anyone. He is an amazing person but he really wants to die. He is the guy who laughs at funerals and cries at partys. He is a fuckboy, gay,and special in their own way. Also an interesting woman, but weird man.

Man my brother was being such a Tristan last night when we went to my dads funeral

by Datfurry69 March 20, 2019

Tristan

A complete pedophile who either prays on boys under the age of 2 or transgender faggots however he is sexy whe he doesnt have clothes on and uses his 12 incher to slap toddlers ass's

Dude that kid must be a Tristan
Ikr he is looking at jimmies ass again

by horneyfucktard125645 November 6, 2017