Pike transformation

when a physics teacher used to be quite slim, and then discoverd the power of the donut. thus, his belly multiplying about 39 times the ratio of the normal human belly, and could be mistaken for sasquatch, depending whether or not he decided to shave or not that particular day.

judy: holy crap did u see mr. martinez? what happend to him? he looks different.

tiffany: OMG you haven't noticed his pike transformation? he gained like 50 pounds.

by The Ariana July 4, 2008

transformers

The transformers is centered on two factions of warring alien genitals which are called the Autococks and the Deceptishlongs.
Autobot, a faction of sensual robots from the planet Cyberclunge, they are usually the main protagonists in the fictional universe of the Transformers, The Deceptishlongs are usually depicted as the antagonists in the fictional universes of the Transformers and the enemies of the Autococks.

Both Autococks and Deceptishlongs are genital robots that can transform into dicks, shlongs and other familiar genital like objects.......

AUTOCOCKS ROLL OUT! ....Transformers

by lego fetus face June 14, 2011

transformerphile

A person (usually a man) who is totally obsessed with everything to do with transformers - the movie, the action figures ect. - that they constantly blow off their friends for the sake of watching the movie for the 23rd time or playing the video game, maybe even just playing with their optimus prime action figure while trying to work out another excuse for not coming to the movies. These people have a disease called transformosis,of which the symtoms are pasty skin, no girlfriend and only having a shower once a week because there isnt enough time to be clean when you could be playing with transformers.

Ted: hey jake, have you seen joe around?
Jake: nope, he totally blew me off for transformers AGAIN!
Ted: wow, what a transformerphile.
Jake: yeah i think he has a serious case of transformosis, and he stinks!

by hmmmph charbar January 3, 2009

TransFormers

One of the most loving fan bases but they are often ruined by Geewunners ( the ones refusing to accept that Beast Wars, Animated, Prime, and IDW G1 are far more innovative than their nostalgia induced 100 episode toy commercials) and the Michael Bay film series ( who comic tie ins and gamed are generally better than actual movies) which is mainly about softcore porn and junkion-like (Autobots who actually lived off of trash) fight for continuity error filled maguffins. Do not assume that The fanbase is filled of autistic child-minded adults (like that of the My Little Pony) or that the shows and comics are only for children (like that of My Little Pony).

John: "Bro did you like that part of TransFormers where Optimus ripped soundwave's eye out"
Sue: " No, Michael bay's Optimus is a total psychopath, and that was Shockwave he killed, I think the movies are trash"
Both: "How about you Jeff?"
Jeff the antisocial Geewunner: "TRUKK NOT MUNNKEY!!!!!"

by Caye_Daws August 7, 2018

Transformers

A dead series.

Many fans will never admit that Transformers is a dead series but deep down, they know.

by CoconutBrah August 21, 2020

Transformers

You have come out to your parents. They have become transformers

Parents: I love my son so much.
Didn’t you have a daughter?
Parents: No we are a transformers
Ahh

by Sucmygayas September 12, 2020

Transformers

knock-off franchise

Transformers is a knock-off franchise of The Challenge of the Gobots.

by Megatron2021 November 6, 2021