Mormon Trail

A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.
Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
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Trail of Tears

A happy trail leading to a disappointingly small penis.
“I thought I was in for a good time, but all Chad had to offer was another Trail of Tears.”
by 3BigBootyBitches December 25, 2017
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Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.
Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.
by Hazencruz January 24, 2011
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Oregon Trail

To journey over dangerous or rough terrain weighed down by provisions
We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
by emrysaki September 28, 2008
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Doobie Trail

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!
Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle
by JustinCredible May 14, 2003
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Boones Trail

The poop that goes up your back after you wipe
by texasgunner February 03, 2022
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Rail Trail

Found in Pound Town down the road from the Shag Shack, the Rail Trail serves the same purpose. A fictional place to fuck your woman.
"My and my lady gon' take a walk down the Rail Trail...might stop into Pound Town later this evening as well"
by Hooooooooooooooooover August 16, 2019
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