Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass
by Townie yhater April 06, 2004
A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004
by beenaroundtown January 14, 2010
How many townies does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"
5 - one to put it in, four to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit!"
by Rine July 10, 2004
aka scally (in Manchester). Don't ya just love 'em? Err let's see... someone who hates anyone that looks slightly different, is smart and doesn't repeat what you've just insulted them with because they can't think of anything remotely witty. Also they think it's big and clever to act hard in front of their friends... until you beat the crap out of them. I really can't get enough of scallies, they're so much fun : )
*scally stands in front of me on the stairs giggling like a school girl and shouting his mates while pointing at me ... scally gets thrown down the stairs and never comes near me/looks me in the eye again*
by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004
People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention
Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
by Harry69 February 07, 2011
local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 05, 2003