Totes Jakes

Totally Just Kidding

Totes jakes, I can't believe you fell for it.

by MauiMattie July 3, 2010

totes kesh

something that is something that Ke$ha would totally wear!

wow, those glasses are totes kesh

by asdklgfa;dsfjdsklfjsda November 29, 2010

Totes Jellis

A new, alternative way of denoting that you are "totally jealous".

Amanda said to me, "You saw Kimya Dawson for free tonight? I'm TOTES JELLIS!"

by Said&Done January 17, 2008

Totes MaGoats

Totally

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.

by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010

tote bags

An evolution from totes, which evolved from totally.

-That new George Michael album has got it going on!
-Tote bags!

by Kenly August 12, 2007

totes mcgoats

Used as a synonym for "Totally."

Also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; "totes" being one degree of awesome, and the full-on "totes mcgoats" being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.

"That sandwich was the totes."
"I agree, the totes mcgoats."

"Did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?"
"Mcgoats, dude."

by dickshinairy February 16, 2010

Heller Totes

Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.

I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.

by Totes Wild October 26, 2015