A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch
by Metthew February 4, 2021
Get the Tweaky torchmug. Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u
by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025
Get the Mexican Fire Torchmug. On December 18th it's torch appreciation day. You should appreciate Torch on this day and if you don't you will be muted!
by Scleen December 18, 2022
Get the Torch appreciation daymug. A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
by santaklawze August 2, 2012
Get the torch bazookamug. 1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
Get the Kentucky Blow Torchmug. When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
Get the Macedonian Doorhandle Torchmug.