Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

classy tongue

Classy tongue Classic tongue

The act of kissing someone without putting your tongue up in their throat. Just a little bit of tongue in your partner’s mouth.

Ex: On their first date, she didn’t want to scare him, so she gave him a classy tongue kiss.

by Classypie November 21, 2018

tongue scraper

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.

Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.

by Novaxixix March 31, 2020

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!

I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.

by Loveick April 24, 2018

tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat

So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?

by Dalby May 8, 2009

tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

by larry beavers October 26, 2004