by kirizui August 27, 2020

The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.
by TheChurchofJupiter June 30, 2020

by gus man November 8, 2022

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.
"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."
by TheRedBaron1916 February 4, 2010

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
by 241405 January 23, 2009

A phrase that is often used by parents who have children who play traveling hockey in winter months or all year round.
“Sorry, can’t make it tonight, it’s October and I belong to the church of hockey again this winter.”
by TrosesA January 4, 2023
