When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

by RealQIssues July 3, 2023

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

by Bidet boss October 12, 2017

by BigBasstard August 7, 2023
