i thought you knew

when someone who is usually a smart ass asks you a question you reply by saying "i thought you knew"

tere: where is the meeting at?
greg: i thought you knew!!

by balabalabalabal August 21, 2005

Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."

by Miller Bro January 19, 2013

Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.

Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Shower Thought

Shower thought- A thought that people think of but is more like a question

Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought

by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019

you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

by OfficialGxngstxr February 11, 2022

thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.

Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."

by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020

I thought you'd be bigger

a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.

I thought you'd be bigger. Gee, I've never heard that one before

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004