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Thomas is a very unique person. Usually could be described as an "extroverted introvert" he is very social, but way more talkative around his friends. Thomas typically has secrets and by looking at him, you'd think he was so innocent, but really he has a whole backstory. He is such an incredible person who will always listen to you, and when you feel alone he will comfort you. He has the best advice ever, and knows exactly what to say. He is very good looking, and super funny. Although, he could be going through a lot he never fails to make you smile. He could laugh at the smallest things, but his laugh is so care free and warm you just can't help but to join in. He is one of the sweetest guys you may ever meet, he doesn't care what or who you are, he'll accept you and bring out the best in you. He fills the room with happiness and seeing him smile makes you feel so amazing. If you are friends with a Thomas, keep them, because that is one of the literal best people you'll ever meet.
Girl 1: Is that Thomas?
Girl 2: Yeah he's pretty amazing.
by UMSOTHISISMYDEFINITION March 5, 2019
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thomas the thermonuclear bomb

its what usa threw on japan
yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday
by if u read this u gay October 30, 2019
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The Doc Thomas

Getting your asshole fingered while eating raw poultry, preferably chicken or quail.
I had to call into work after getting salmonella poisoning from doing the Doc Thomas the night before.

The Doc Thomas is really popular in hippie towns like Boulder and Portland where they wear birkenstocks and flannel.
I wanted to try the Doc Thomas tonight but we couldn't find a whole foods that sold organic chicken. But the convenience store down the street had a bag of spicy doritos.
by Grumpy_Bear April 17, 2011
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John Thomas

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
by Karl-Artur Haag August 28, 2005
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Thomas Thompson

The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device.
Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove box.
Gina: Oh, you mean the Tom Tom.
Gary: Yes. Don't make me ask you again.
Gina: Sorry.
by CraigersMcCraigers June 30, 2008
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mick thomson

Mick Thomson (also called #7)is one of the two guitar players of "Slipknot". He is the second tallest member of the band (the tallest one being the other guitarist, James Root).
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.
John: Who's your favorite guitar player?
Al: Mick Thomson!! His solo in "welcome" is amazing!!!
by morius June 24, 2006
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five thousand

(adjective phrase) having the intent to leave a place or situation quickly and promptly; comes from the phrase "I'm outtie" which sounds like "I'm Audi" from which follows "I'm Audi 5000" (as in the car) which eventually became simply "I'm five thousand." See also "outtie" and listen to the outro of "Straight Gangstaism" by the Geto Boys for an example.
"This party was cool, but now I got to go. Peace, I'm five thousand, y'all."
by O'Malley July 10, 2005
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