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20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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centurie

Centurie is a very honest person who loves to be around crazy and is very generous. They also love to have a good night out.
Centurie wants to have fun, you down?
by Thetipmeister December 9, 2019
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Centurys end

Song written and performed by donald fagen (1/2 of the jazz Rock band "steely dan".) The song is featured in the closing credits of the film , bright lights big city. A movie based on the novel of the same name. The movie was released in 1988 and features michael j fox among other luminaries.
Centurys end encapsulates the decadence and atavistic devil may care attitude that characterized the 1980s. As evidenced by these closing lyrics: "scratch the cab we'll get. Us a limo. Let's get to the loveseat my friend. Which means look.maybe touch.but beyond that not too much.young love in the city at centurys end!
by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
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18th century lesbian

a lesbian from the eighteenth century who married a man to hide the fact that she was a lesbian and someday run away with her female bestie
I think that this must have been written about 18th century lesbians
by that1lesbian May 10, 2022
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stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.
"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!
by george tony October 30, 2004
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last-century

In the early part of any century when the majority of the adult population has been born, or any item referred to - that may refer to middle age and a proto-digital, analog-waning lifestyle and thought process which can include bias or opinion that changes in society with time.
Kids today use their phones to make their video blogs while using a VHS camcorder is so last-century.

That dial telephone ringing is so last-century.
by Udderly Fresh January 16, 2021
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Centuries of tradition

Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...
Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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