Thirsty bulldog 

The Thirsty Bulldog was first noticed in Melbourne Australia. It is a male ritual often performed by supporters after a footy match. It involves mooning the opposition fans, but the glans penis must be pushed back through the legs so it becomes wedged between the buttocks. In it's extreme form the "bulldogger" will urinate during the ritual, hence providing the slobbering metaphor of the Thirsty Bulldog.

Scenario 1
Supporter Group 1 "You floggers got thrashed your team is shytte"
Supporter Group 2 "Hey look here we have captured you mother"
At this point Supporter Group 2 appoint themselve to the "Thirsty Bulldog" position.

Scenario 2
Plonker at pub:- "I've tried so hard to crack onto Lynn tonight but she thinks I'm a drunken todger"
Mate of Plonker:- " Hey your too good for her son...let the thirsty bulldog off the leash so she can see what she is missing...she'll soon come grovelling back"

Yeah what a great idea
Plonker then unleashes the thirsty Bulldog.

Thirsty bulldog by COITDOG June 11, 2006

thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party

Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.

thirsty mother fucker by Bobby O. December 9, 2007

thirsty kitty 

A sexual role play involving one subject posing to be a kitty in dire need for liquids. Their thirst is insatiable and the kitty must find an outlet for its needs. The act of kitty-like drinking is then demonstrated on the clitoris and surrounding area of a female sex partner. This has the effect of quenching the kitty's thirst and is quite pleasurable for the recipient of the demonstration. Purring and self-grooming in a kitty like fashion suggested to increase the value and difficulty of this interactive feline portrayal.

When he was done with playing with the ball of twine, he was quite parched and suggested playing "thirsty kitty" with the girl he saw outside. She was intrigued, and they shared a unique experience.

thirsty kitty by snowjohnny December 12, 2010

thirsty thirds

third man in rotation on the local bust down!

al:you hear al picked up thirsty thirds on heatherlast night.
ted:yea but atleast he wanst last, word is bill picked up filthy fourths on that ho.

thirsty thirds by hep August 7, 2003

Thirsty Two-Text 

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.

John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."

Thirsty Two-Text by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014

Thirsty Gypsy 

Person who drinks from a toilet.

After observing Barbara drinking from the toilet, Eric realized that she is a Thirsty Gypsy.

Thirsty Gypsy by One Two February 6, 2008

Thirsty Bird 

The act of one refraining to drink water for an extended period of time, until urin is a solid yellow, and shoving ones penis in the mouth of their partner, then urinating until all urin is depleted, in return the partner "gargles" it and transfers the liquid oraly to the original partner. this process is usualy repeated 3-5 times or until most of the urin is swallowed. This is usualy followed by anal sex.

Person 1-Noah and Andy did the thirsty bird yesterday!
Person 2-You mean that thing that Daniel Tosh did with Clint Howard?
Person 1-Yes.

Thirsty Bird by iiCubaii November 27, 2011