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Thirsty Thursday

More recently redefined as a night of unsavoury desperate behaviour exhibited by single individuals at countless drinking venues around the country, regardless of whether they are Students or not. Intoxicated members of the public plagued by irremediable loneliness develop a natural thirst for attention. Males can often be seen impersonating thirsty hoes and violence can break out amongst them in displays of ritualised agnostic behaviour. Competition can be fierce due to the females being heavily outnumbered by the males. The thirst is real.
Boy1:"Yeah Boyyy its Thirsty Thursday You Coming to Norton's Bar!!?"
Boy2: "Standaaaard! theres gonna be loads of rat out"

Girl1: "Yeah Girlll we're going out tonight right? It's Thursday and i'm thirsty!"
Girl2: "Yeahhh Obvs!! If the RAF's out, my rats out!!"
by Dikembe Mutomboe January 9, 2014
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Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007
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thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.
At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
by chucka nubba June 25, 2007
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Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007
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thirsty firsty

Your best drinking buddy, your first call when you’re thirsty for the booze.

Opposite of ‘nasty lasty
Imma getting wiv my thirsty firsty this Friday.
by Frogmella-bella February 29, 2020
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Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted
“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees
by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022
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Thirsty poodle

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.
Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...
by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018
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