active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.

Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?

by A Rez October 7, 2018

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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

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natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.

Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.

by 305 trips November 11, 2009

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This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”

Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”

by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022

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Nipple Nap

A Big Ass MeganPlays Simp.

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap

by BaconBlue January 27, 2023

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Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.

Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10

by Ally Joy October 20, 2010

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