trouser weasel

someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,

man that girl sure is is a "trouser weasel", she's been in every guy here's pants

by imbent May 6, 2009

tight trousers

Trousers that solciters wear, that are just a bit too tight. Not quite cycle shorts, but not quite right. The buldge is often disturbing to others.

Look at that chap there in his tight trousers, they're just not quite right.

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

Trouser bitch

A tall powerful woman wearing a trouser suit.

"come to my office", demanded the trouser bitch.

by Matthew Muffin June 6, 2003

Trouser Attack

It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it

"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny
"Put what away woman!" Said Todd
"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny

by God321 November 17, 2006

Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.

Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.

by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010

Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.

Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!

by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012