Hippie shower

to put on patchoulli oil when in need of a shower.

"i just took a hippie shower"

by myghee July 3, 2005

Chiraq Shower

Down in Chiraq you can’t trust the City to keep the clean water flowing all the time. Sometimes a household has to take cleanliness into their own hands and one member of the family urinates upon others to clean them off. Though usually found only within the confines of Cook County, R. Kelly notably carried out a Chiraq shower on an unsuspecting thirteen year old girl. Admittedly, Chiraq Showers are usually of the non-sexual nature.

Harold: Fuck, the water’s out again!
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.

by The Eater of All the Dung May 11, 2019

shower goblin

Guys in the gym who hang out in the wet areas of the locker room(showers,saunas,steamrooms,etc,)and cruise other guys for sex. They tend to linger for a long time-not ever really working out-just lurking behind curtains,leering at people, and just being kind of generally creepy.

"that guy is a big shower goblin-he never works out at all!"

We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym

by Shane Grogg June 1, 2006

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Airplane Shower

To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).

Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.

by Catticus XIII January 19, 2014

Special shower

When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves

Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes

by Ben_the_cat_guy May 19, 2020

shower cart

when one steals a shopping cart and hides it in an unexpecting friends shower to later be suprisingly discovered.

After listening to Kone's fuel injected crate engine speech, Jackson and Rusty stole a shopping cart from the grocery store and placed it inside of Kone's shower. Kone awoke the next morning and proceeded cleanse his dirty ass and found a shopping cart in his shower. He then realized he had been shower carted. Get you some of that.

by JacksonCR March 31, 2009