Jewel

Something that you would consider as a blessing, opportunity, or good experience.

I've been given another jewel that my mom made it through her surgery.

I just got my dick sucked by the greatest jewel in history.

The win against Cedar Berg was a jewel in our conference.

by Joshua O. October 19, 2017

anthony jewell

A raging homo who is known for being a dick lover. He often likes to fart in his hand so he can catch a big whiff. what a homo.

Anthony Jewell is said to be so gay that he touched Jon once and lived.

by The6thDollsDrawer May 3, 2017

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Big Jewell

A really fat lard who likes to eat only cupcakes.

Wow look he has a cupcake he must be a Big Jewell.

by Vivo Lasso February 26, 2017

jewell and miles

Two kids who met and are very shy towards each other. Only have met once or twice but will soon rule the world together! Love at first sight...

We could be like Jewell and miles one day.

by Unicorn porn xxx March 14, 2017

flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016

micah jewell

A sexy god whos rich and get bitches

Damn I want Micah Jewell

by esrdtfgyuhijo February 16, 2018