AP English

AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.

Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!

Yeah, (poor bastard.)

by gunshow December 15, 2004

Speak English

Speak in Layman terms

This is best defined in this scene from movie The Avengers
Stark : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
Cap : Speak ENGLISH
Tony : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word

by Abiral July 16, 2018

English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

timothy english

the coolest person you could ever meet, the ladies love him, if you have him keep him, if you could get him you are lucky.

pimp, playa, cool guy, timothy english

by timbo3000 July 31, 2012

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008

English Bombed

Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.

Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!

by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012